

Brokkoli Gratin
Cooking procedure: Microwave Oven
Cooking time: 5 Minutes
Milch Reis
Cooking procedure: N/A
Cooking time: 0 Minutes
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In a vain attempt to ‘keep it real’ and fight the urge to follow the crowd to “Alfredo's Trattoria” I ended up with one of Lidl's few remaining ‘heat and eat’, vegetable containing, non frozen options; Coquette's Brokkoli “Gratin”.
As soon as I slid the gratin out of it's cardboard coffin and took a look at it's mangled contents I knew that putting it inside a microwave oven was only going to make things worse. The gratin resembled something a vegetarian French cat would produce if it had an attack of the fur balls, but knowing the experiment had to continue I dutifully slid it into the oven. While I waited for the little dish to miraculously transform itself into something edible under the electromagnetic heat waves I thought I'd read the ingredients list. It started off well: 30% potato, 20% broccoli and then suspiciously ended abruptly at 10% ham... what the hell were the 40% mystery ingredients????
Anyway 5 minutes past, the bell rang and out it came, looking the same as it had gone in just slightly warmer. The resulting mush looked and tasted like warm baby food with the only solid thing being the small ‘pencil eraser’ like bacon bits which were so chewy that my teeth couldn't penetrate their rubbery outer shells.
The rice pudding was fantastic... the taste and satisfaction points above belong to the The rice pudding alone, no complaints.
Actually In retrospect this whole meal would be perfect for old people and babies, just make sure to remove the eraser like ham pieces before serving.
Side effects:
Learning the humbling knowledge that sometimes general opinion is right and that trying to be original when it comes to food only results in problems “downstairs”. Next week I'll be booking a table for one at Alfredo's.
Would I buy it again?
Coquette Brokkoli Gratin = No
Müller Milch Reis = Yes